Best collections of whatsapp status :-)

• Money can’t buy love but it can buy lipsticks.(for lipstick lovers.. :P)
• Sometimes if your best friend is in love with someone, start finding love. Or a new best friend.
• Love is Blind! and the worst type of it is.. Shortsighted. I can’t please everyone I’m not pizza.
• Yeah! I made mistakes but Life doesn’t come up with instructions. 
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them. 
• Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught. Never Laugh At your wife’s choices. Because you are probably one of them
• If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters. 
• If everything doesn’t go right. then go left All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
• I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
•  Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens. 
• Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. 
• when I was born, I was so surprised that i didn’t talk for two years 
• I love my job when I am on vacations.
•  I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
• My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce. 
• Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish for compliments, he’ll join your Facebook and post enigmatic status updates. 
• Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
• Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my water bottle on it. 
• I’m currently waiting for further instructions. My brain has too many tabs open, Need to stop refreshing. 
• Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”. 
• When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!
• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire! 
• WARNING: Going to sleep Sunday night causes Monday. Staying up all night Sunday also causes Monday. 
• There is no cure. Q is just O with a cigar..
•  Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !
• After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
• Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
•  Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..” My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity. 
• Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….
•  SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. 
• It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper. 
• Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
•  I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
• A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!! 
• When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted. 
• The only time success comes before work is in dictionary. 
• 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
•  WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

The most inspiring quotes from billionaire..

These 5 most inspiring quotes from billionaires. Who are come from poverty.

  

"The biggest risk is not taking any risk ... In a world that's changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks."

--Mark zuckerberg

"If you're changing the world, you're working on important things. You're excited to get up in the morning."

--Larry page

"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all, in which case you have failed by default."

--J.K.Rowling

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning."

--Bill gates

"Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars."

--Warren buffett

Life

Life is like a river travel in the boat of confidence.

Life is a lake of equations and expressions.

A Golden thought, if you fall, dont see the place where you fell But see the place where you slipped

Be religious. This will make you happy and your mind will be under control

Making wounds  in others heart is very easy. But being medicine for wounded heart is very difficult.

Success is never permanent.
Failure is never find, so always keep trying until us victory makes a history

A light can replace darkness, a success can replace failure a smile can replace pain, but nothing in the world can replace our friendship.

Friendship is written by chalk to erase and write again. Its written with ink of love on the walk of heart once it written, It can't be erased.

Past is experience 
Present is experiment
Future is expectations
Use your experience in experiment to achieve your expectation.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something. else is more important than fear.

                                            " One should be simple, but not stupid " 

Value of time

Value of  Time

                         First bench students can solve all problems. But last bench students know how to face the problems.
Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, us lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose.
Morning is a good time to remember all the wonderful memories and sweat people who made your life beautiful. Good morning.
To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed his final exam.
Believe in yourself that today will be a Great day.

A cup of a very hot hello's
A plank of a nice crispy wishes, a spoon of sweat smiles
and a slice of awesome success
Hope this breakfast makes your day lovely!
To realize the value a one day, ask a daily wage labor who has a large family to feed.
It carries over no balance from day to day
Every evening deletes whatever part a the balance you failed to the during the day.

Your life

Your life



Your life is a result of the choices you make.
If you don't like your life. it is time to start making better choices.

Kill tension before tension kills you.
reach your goal before goal kicks you live life before life leaves you.

Don't say there is still time
or
may be next time because there's also its too late.

If someone doesn't appreciate your presence make them appreciate your absence.

Nobody born natural you work hard to get good then work even harder to get better.
Define your grind.

I am sorry apology doesn't mean that you were wrong
or
the other person was right It means that your relationship is valuable than your ego.

There is a difference between interest and commitment when you are interested in doing something you do it only when its convenient when you are committed to something, you accept no excuses, only results.

Live your life to the fullest

                          Life is....... 
                                              we never get what we want, we never want what we get, we never have what we like, we never like what we have, and still we live and love that is life...

                       Life is beautiful but not always easy. It is full of moments of joy, pleasure, success and comfort punctuated by misery, defeat, failure and problems. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down. But those are the times when you remind yourself. There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.

                       Life should not be just a bed of roses; thorns are also a part of it. And should be accepted by us just as we accept the beautiful side of life. Those who are under the impression that life is bed of roses are disillusioned soon and become victims  of depression and frustration one who faces difficulties with courage and accepts success with out letting it go its head is the one who experience real happiness, contentment and peace in life. Don't sacrifice your life to work ideals. The most important things in life are human relations, life is beautiful just as roses but it has challenges which like thorns and have to be faced and overcome by all. Those who accept these challenges and succeed are the once who know how to live its true sense. Thus, enjoy life but also be prepared to bear the pricks of pain.

                    --" Love is life and if you miss love you miss life "--

                    --"Learn as if you were going to live forever"--

                   --"Live as if you were going to die tomorrow"--


                                        "Four beautiful thoughts of life
                                          look back and gel experience
                                          look forward and see hope
                                          look around and find reality
                                          look within and find yourself."